a-wizard-for-my-doctor:

I have found out that Malcolm in the Middle is basically tumblr.

I mean guys

THIS IS US

It is one of the most craziest shows i have ever seen

I dont even have to explain myself because just look

this is just Tumblr in a show

I can not emphasize enough

FUCKIN LOOK

Why is this show not on my TV more.

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THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE

I am trying to see things in perspective.
My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter
chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot
have this, because chocolate makes dogs
very sick. My dog does not understand this.
She pouts and wraps herself around my leg
like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me
to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in,
she eventually gives up and lays in the corner,
under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the
universe has my best interest in mind like I have
my dogs. When I want something with my whole
being, and the universe withholds it from me,
I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl.
She thinks this is what she wants, but she
does not understand how it will hurt.

THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird (via blythebrooklyn)

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A certain darkness is needed to see the stars.

dammitcumberbatch:

homoora:

kagura-shingan:

tricoloredcake:

clavid:

image

lost it at the music

it doesn’t seem all that funny but when you get to the eND

I FUCKIBG G FOUDN IT 

I’M CRYING OH MY FUCKING GOD

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alvauses:

It really bugs me when you hear young kids being sexist or racist or homophobic because like they’re just kids and they’ve already been infected with other people’s bullshit.

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lexiwestiiee:

gayreyna:

my question is if men are unable to control themselves in the presence of women why the hell are they allowed to control entire nations

*mic drop*

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inkskinned:

so today a box on my stove caught on fire and almost burned down the house and my brother panicked so he just kind of picked up everything on fire and moved it outside while it was still burning so my mom and i come home to shit scattered across the lawn, some still en flambe, smoke everywhere, the fire alarm screeching, and my brother on the phone freaking out

and the first thing out of my mouth is “what a warm welcome”

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the-time-lord-of-the-rings:

As a fifteen year old girl, I aspire to be Hal.

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trukks:

Dewey’s on some worldstar ish…

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vinebox:

This dude really made his own vine as well

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vinebox:

IM WEAK

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fynta:

ghostbadgers:

some of these days ya know

And sometimes all on the same panel…

fynta:

ghostbadgers:

some of these days ya know

And sometimes all on the same panel…

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